Sunday, December 21, 2008

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Hi Everyone,

I hope all of you enjoy the rest of the holiday season. The new year is coming fast and as Weight Watchers we have been planning to make it a happy and healthy one.

By popular demand I am giving you all the words to last week's intro. I hope you enjoy this song as much as I do. I will be spending the holidays in Florida, so will see you on my return after New Year's day.

IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR

(parody of It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - I don't know who sings it)

IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR
WITH THAT PUMPKIN PIE FILLING
AND EVERYONE SWILLING
DOWN EGGNOG AND BEER
IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR

IT'S THE LIP-SMAKINIST SEASON OF ALL
WHILE YOU'RE SHOPPING YOU'RE CHEATING
IMPULSIVELY EATING
THAT JUNK AT THE MALL
IT'S THE HEAV-HEAVIEST SEASON OF ALL

THERE'LL BE TURKEYS FOR BASTING
AND STUFFING FOR TASTING
AND GIBLETS AND GRAVY WILL FLOW
THERE'LL BE COOKIES THAT MOM BAKED
AND LEFT OVER FRUITCAKE
FROM A CHRISTMAS A LONG TIME AGO

IT'S THE SCALE FLATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR
WHILE YOUR DIET YOU'RE BLOWING
THERE'S CALORIES GOING
STRAIGHT DOWN TO YOUR REAR
IT'S THE SCALE FLATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR

THERE'LL BE AFTER MEAL DOZING
AND ARTERIES CLOSING
CHOLESTEROL LEVELS WILL GROW
IT'S TOO COLD TO GO JOGGING
TOO BRISK FOR TOBOGGANING
SO PASS ME A HOT BUTTERED ROLL

IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR
ALL THOSE GINGERBREAD SHINGLES
AND CHOCOLATE KRIS KRINGLES
WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR
IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME
IT'S THE BELT LOOSENING TIME
IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR

Boy am I glad we have the Weight Watchers healthy habits and tools for living in our new week three book Stay Ahead of Hunger to help us through. This book can really make a difference in our scale outcome!!

See you at the meeting!!!

Lorraine

1 comment:

Raquel said...

That was hysterical Lorraine!
It really does sum up the season. Thank you for your words of encouragement at last weeks meeting. Raquel